my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
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When your mom fucks up your plans & then wants to talk to you after & you’re like;
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I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund
Bitch, you make 12 million a movie and I make $12/hr. You send money.
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How to tell which songs belongs to which group based on their English.
- SM Entertainment: Repeat the title of their song 12783908534 times.
- YG Entertainment: Actual sentences.
- CUBE Entertainment: Engrish to the max despite having Peniel and G.Na
- Block B: Make sure the English words sound sexual.
- JYP: JYP
“Children, there’s a mistake in this number of the test and it will now be considered a BONUS.”
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when going to a friends' house
- Normal people: What a lovely home you have
- Me: Whats your wifi password?
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
